We’re Fine
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About Us:
We’re Fine. Seriously we’re fine, stop asking. Honest. 24 hours in a room with theater kids on nothing but bread and water. It’s going to be fine. Screaming and crying is creatively gratifying. No, don’t worry, he’s always on the floor, he’s fine. I’m going to lose some friends but we’re fine. Somebody check if she’s alive. Everything is fine, we’re FINE. WE’RE FINE.
Team Members:
- Annahis Basmadjian
- Kenneth Tynan
- Georgia Couver
- Liam Lazenby
- Garth Phillips
- Evan Gilmore
If your team had a logo, what would it look like?
- A thumbs up emoji covered in band-aids and bandages. (Perhaps also a bit on fire)
What makes you think you can win SMACKDOWN?
- Spite, refusal to accept defeat, floor-to-ceiling egos- oh, and we can sing.
Team Anthem:
- “It’s the End of the World as we Know It” by R.E.M.
What we have team have other teams don’t:
- The ability to scream incessantly whilst effectively getting things done, a total lack of stage fright, apathy and anger in one (We call it Angrathy.), and experience on stage, screen and radio.
What we have team have other teams don’t:
- The support of the entire Vancouver Armenian Community.
Team Spirit Animal:
- That dog sitting in the burning house with the mug.
What advantage would put your team over the top?
- Gatorade/Powerade, coffee, TEA and SUGAR (Rooibos preferably), some beds/bedding, substantial food (pizza, sandwiches, donuts), the resurrected corpse of Cole Porter.
Why should the other teams fear you?
- We have nothing to lose.
Anything else?
- We’re not afraid to push the envelope and each other, anyone watching our process is going to get a kick out of the bickering and inter company drama, if nothing else. In the wise words of RuPaul, the Greatest American Drag Queen: “The Library is Open.” We will dish until the sun sets and rises again and that is a beautiful thing.
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